Why do we, actually they, always need to overreact to everything??

When we caught the shoe bomber, they decided to make all of us, forever, take off our shoes.

When we caught the underwear bomber, they decided to escalate searches to invasive patdowns and ex-ray scanners.

When we got attacked on 9/11, they decided to invade an uninvolved country on made up intelligence.

Remember the tabaco wars?

Remember the breast implants scare?

When the economy started slowing down, they decided to spend billions of our money to fix their mistakes.

We really dont have to do everything big, just because we are big.

Lord help us all if one of those terrorists decides to stick a bomb up his .....