After all, we Americans, are a simple people.

It doesnt take a lot of analysis to figure us out. Here is how we behave.

1. We react only to a crisis.

2. We pretty much fall for what ever a politician promises that translates into immediate gratification.

3. We hate government, but expect it to save our ass when in trouble.

4. We stay interested/upset over any issue only as long as the media focuses on it.

5. We choose our leaders based on their position on issues that really dont affect our daily lives.

If you think this is unfair or too simplistic, apply the above to the following, or come up with your own list:

-9/11

-gas prices

-the environment

-the housing crisis

-Britney spears/Paris hilton

-abortion